Electric Scooter Toronto

I get lots of questions from people asking me about the laws concerning ebikes. Don’t get me wrong, it’s good to ask questions if you’re thinking about buying an ebike and it’s wise to learn the ebike laws before you buy one.

However most of the questions that I have been asked lately, are just plain idiotic.

Remember the Mad Magazine comedy bit, “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions” well I did my own take on it with actual real ebike questions that I have been asked by people.

For example:

Real Dumb Ebike Question #1.

Can I have a baby on board when I’m riding my ebike?

Snappy Answers:

Sure. However, you may have lay your child down on the floor of the ebike and hold her down with your foot while the ebike is in motion.

You can store the baby under the seat of your bike along with your battery. Just make sure the baby doesn’t get your battery wet.

You can let the baby sit on your lap and drive your ebike when you get tired of driving.

If you have the “Baby on Board” window sign on your ebike it should hold up in a court of law.

Real Dumb Ebike Question #2.

I lost my driver’s license from drinking and driving. Can I drink and drive on a ebike?

Snappy Answers:

Sure. Haven’t you heard? The police are totally cool now with drinking and driving for any road vechicle. Those DUI spot checks are actually pit stops where hot female cops sell “shooters”.

All police are now ordered by law, to act exactly like the cops from the movie “Superbad“.

You are only allowed to drink and drive a ebike during “Happy Hour” which is from 3pm to 4pm.

Real Dumb Question #3.

Can I drive my ebike on the side walk?

Snappy Answers:

The Ministry of Transportation now wants all ebikes, cars, buses, transport trucks etc, to now drive on the sidewalk along with pedestrians so the road is clear just incase there’s an surprise parade.

The Ministry of Transportation now states that: “Ebike drivers must drive on the sidewalk at full speed and imagine they are playing “Grand Theft Auto”.

Real Dumb Ebike Question #4.

Can children drive ebikes?Snappy Answers:

Sure. If dogs can drive ebikes, Why not children?

Ebikes is just a fancy word for “electric Big Wheel”

I just saw a three year old driving an ebike down Jarvis Street, on his way to pick up Hookers.

It’s a shame there are some idiots out there (driving any vechicle) that ruin it for the rest of us.
No wonder, ebikes get a bad wrap.

Here’s a link to the Ministry of Transportation website for the morons and people with common sense on the road.